CA:
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copied!
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OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS
solana.gay
come out as a solana maxi
⚠️ WARNING: this procedure is irreversible ⚠️
69,420
officially out
100%
irreversible
0
regrets
"
i didn't choose the solana life. the solana life mass DM'd me.
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no wallet needed · no going back · this is permanent (emotionally)
CERTIFIED GAY FOR SOL
OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF SOLANA HOMOSEXUALITY
@handle is gay for solana
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RELATIONSHIP STATUS WITH $SOL
how we met
status
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look up anyone on CT
type in your friend's handle. your enemy's handle. your favorite influencer. we already know they're gay for solana. now there's proof.
@0xMert_
🏳️🌈 certified
@aaboronkov
🏳️🌈 certified
@rajgokal
🏳️🌈 certified
@weremeow
🏳️🌈 certified
🧬 THE GAY SCIENCE 🧬
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scientists confirm: there is no "solana maxi" gene. it's a choice. a terrible, beautiful, irreversible choice.
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studies show 94% of solana devs knew they were different when they first experienced sub-second finality
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symptoms include: phantom wallet on home screen, checking TPS at 3am, telling strangers about firedancer, "gm" in every group chat
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there is no cure. conversion therapy (using metamask) has a 0% success rate. embrace it.
